March 1, 2026
A marriage.
-- Ronald what was the name of that movie we watched last night?
-- I don’t know. Some turgid drama I couldn’t wait to forget.
-- Yeah, but what was the name?
-- I don’t know. Why would you want to remember the name of a crappy movie we both said was awful?
-- I just want to know.
-- Well, I can’t help you.
-- Well who was in it?
-- I don’t remember.
-- You’re no help!
-- I just said that! What do you want from me?
-- The name of the movie!
-- Look, even if I could remember, at this point I would no longer say.
-- At what point?
-- You’re nagging me about it.
-- I am not nagging. I just want to know. Is that so awful?
-- Yes.
-- Why are you so mean?
-- Because this conversation is ridiculous.
-- You’re saying I’m ridiculous?
-- Oh god, here it comes.
-- Here comes what?
-- Next you’ll tell me how your mother said you shouldn’t marry me.
-- So? She was right.
-- This is all because of some stupid movie, Betty.
-- Exactly.
-- Forget it.
-- Forget you.
