She had just finished the Fifty Shades series and was feeling hot and reckless. He was going out that evening and she wanted to come along. When they got there, she shooed him toward the others, put in her ear buds and turned up the music. Soon she was dancing like nobody’s watching. Only everybody was watching. She was now moving seductively to a Marvin Gaye number, eyes closed, making love in front of everyone... Her husband was embarrassed at her behavior and when she started to remove bits of clothing, he stood up to intervene, but she just whirled away from him, removed her blouse and draped it over a bald man in row 3. Her husband ran after her but she was excited and elusive. Pants were next, followed by whatever was left. As he chased his naked wife around the room, he swore this was the last time he would ever take her to a Kiwanis meeting.
