June 3, 2025
Overheard a mother and daughter at the grocery.
-- How many are coming?
-- 6, maybe 7.
-- You dated 7 guys!
-- Your father and I have been divorced for 3 years. That's just an average of a couple a year. That's not so bad.
-- So why are you having them all over for dinner at the same time?
-- I need to compare.
-- Do they know the other ones are coming?
-- No. Each one thinks it's just me and him.
-- They're gonna freak out.
-- Those that do will be ruled out.
-- Ruled out for dating?
-- Ruled out for a long term relationship and possible marriage.
-- Mom, this sounds like an accident waiting to happen.
-- Maybe so, but those that cause a fuss will get jettisoned.
-- Why can't you just make a decision? Pick one guy?
-- I need to compare them all at the same time. Then I'll make my choice.
-- This sounds nuts, Mom.
-- Maybe so, but when you are an attractive divorcee, it's about more than just sex.
-- Ew.
-- Does Dad know you're doing this?
-- It was his idea.
-- Ew!
June 4, 2025
A MAGA moron was demonstrating to her MAGA boyfriend how she could stand on her head for Trump but she lost her balance, fell over and put her feet through a glass coffee table. Several operations later, she could now walk without overwhelming pain. On the anniversary of her debacle, her boyfriend asked her to recreate the stunt for her Instagram page. This time she fell on the edge of the wooden coffee table that had replaced the glass one and broke her back. She says she wants Taco Trump to pay for her back surgery. Haw! silly MAGA moron girl. Skinflint Trump doesn't pay anyone for anything. His schtick is inflicting misery, not alleviating it. Wake up.
