-- Yeah, I heard of Poe. We all have. Bastard has tarnished black birds everywhere. Not a day goes by a raven, a crow, a rook or a jackdaw doesn’t hear disparaging remarks because of that prick. Poe is a dirty word to all of us, so I wouldn’t go saying his name out loud around here unless you want a lot of angry birds all over your ass. Listen, this needs to be said, that son of a bitch did us wrong. That Nevermore crap made us seem sinister and cryptic. Like we were in on some conspiracy. Nevermore, hah! I think I speak for every black bird alive – Poe can go fuck himself. Yeah, I said it.
