October 1, 2025
LETTER OF THE MONTH
Dear Keith,
So get this: I’m with my stepfather, Gunnar, on a grocery run. Gunnar has on a t-shirt that says, ‘Trump is a cunt. Discuss.’ He always gets stopped while wearing that shirt and once again, he was accosted by a few right wing douchebags who attempted to attack Gunnar and his “woke ways”. But Gunnar is proud to be a supporter of human rights. He is unashamed to be called a liberal and he challenges these stupid fools on why they are so insane for Trump when Trump is so obviously insane. What’s wrong with loving your fellow man? Why are all you right wing assholes so afraid of shit? Gunnar is more than capable of handling himself as verbal altercations have occasionally turned physical. But this time – remember, we’re in a grocery store – this time an 80 year old Trump chump pulls a knife on Gunnar in the cereal aisle and tells him to take back everything he just said or get stabbed. Ok, so my question to you is, Would you go grocery shopping with Gunnar?
Signed,
Stepdad’s wing man
Dear Wing,
Sure, sounds like fun. But I want to know what happened in the cereal aisle. You’re just going to leave us hanging? Did Gunnar go all John Wick on grandpa racist? Did the store manager kick them out so they had to knife fight in the parking lot? Did a big crowd form? Did grandpa racist stick Gunnar? Are they both still alive? What happened!
