BAD MOVIE DIALOGUE
CARLO
I'm sorry Rita, but I could never love you
as much as I loved Jordana.
RITA
You're ex-wife? Your thieving, scheming
adulterous ex-wife? You can't love me
as much as that bitch?!
CARLO
I'm afraid so, dear.
RITA
Don't call me dear. Not anymore.
Now listen up, Johnny-
CARLO
My name is Carlo.
RITA
It was a figure of speech.
Johnny is generic for any sap.
CARLO
Oh. Didn't know that.
RITA
I hate Jordana.
CARLO
She's my ex, Rita. We have to talk about her.
RITA
No we don't! Jordana this, Jordana that.
I'm sick of it!
CARLO
Do you want to know what percentage?
RITA
Percentage of what?
CARLO
OK, so if Jordana was at 100%, you, Rita,
are a solid, oh, say, 85%. That's pretty
good loving, huh? 85?
RITA
What?! We're done, Carlo. I'm not going to
settle for 85% of your love.
CARLO
She said this would happen.
RITA
Who?
CARLO
Jordana.
RITA
You talked to her about us?!
CARLO
Jordana and I discuss everything.
RITA
You're sick. And so is your ex-wife.
CARLO
Look Rita, I could push it up to maybe
87, 88% if you were nicer to Jordana.
RITA
Goodbye, Carlo. I want 100% of you gone. Now.
